My hair always grows...

...like a monkey-shrieking jungle.

I got a haircut in October. My hair stopped growing.

November, December, January -- my hair refused to grow a smidgen. I thought it meant I had some terrible physical or symbolical illness. Why did my hair stop growing?

A few weeks ago, my hair started growing again, like a mystical occurrence. Almost overnight -- Poof -- there it was, with no explanation.